Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Oh good Gawd, Dana is pregnant!

I cannot believe it, my youngest son, Steve, got his wife pregnant! My baby is having a baby! I don't know what to say! I am excited yet horrified at the same time. This means I will forever be stuck with Dana as a daughter in law! Gosh I remember the first time I met Dana's parents. I never met such ice pops! I remember it like it was yesterday, we were in their living room having some pound cake...

Dana: You know, mom, I never had a pound cake quite so moist!
Steve: Extremely moist...
Me: I found the tea rather moist as well!
Steve: Mom!
Me: What?! I can't be uncomfortable too?!

Oh well, I guess this year I ought to go out and buy Steve and Dana some baby things. I cannot imagine what Dana is like when she's tripped out on hormones. I can't stand her when she's at her best, ha! Poor Steve, he's in for a LONG nine months...!

2 comments:

Chris Eldin said...

Congratulations!!!!!!
I can't wait for my kids to have their kids. It's so obvious, even to them.
Last year, when my youngest was 7 and in the middle of a BIIIIGGG tantrum, he said, "And one last thing, I'm never having kids. Never! So there. Neener." or something to that effect. He knows how to hurt me...
:-)

That's great news for your family!
:-)

Madge G. Sinclair said...

That is funny that your 7 year old did that. My kids used to threaten to move out when they were sixteen, but it backfired on them because I always responded: Good! I can't wait till you turn 16!

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