Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Updates, boy am I full of em, Hiya kids!!!

Well,

Kids, kids, kids. Long ass time no see, I know, I know, stop bitching at me. Granny has been busy playing mother to everyone she knows. So here it goes:

Agnes suffered a pretty bad stroke four weeks ago, and we almost lost her. She is partially paralyzed, but she is making amazing progress. She has spent the last four weeks in a nursing home slowly regaining her strength and learning how to talk again, the doctors said that she should be able function somewhat like her old self, but she will need to have constant assistance. Betty and I go see her everyday, and even though the three of us can't go bar hopping like we used to, we still play cards and gossip the hours away.

Dana had her baby last month, and though she was a few weeks early, my new granddaughter is beautiful, and a fighter, just like her grandma! Gosh, she is just beautiful, just beautiful, I love her so much!! My son told me that they are moving to Denver and that they want me to move there too. I am giving it serious thoughts, kids, because Kansas City is definitely experiencing more crime and it's time to move on.

I have talked this over with Betty and Agnes and the two of them cannot bear to part with me. So, the three of us decided that we will ALL move to Denver once Agnes has recovered enough to survive such a move, and we've decided that we'll share a house together. Betty said she'll tell her husband this once the move to Denver is complete...

It has been a very trying summer, dear children, and I apologize for not keeping you up to date more often. Please pray for my friend Agnes. It has been a cruel summer on her.

Blessings and peace,

Madge.

A sassy, gassy, hip, old Braud from Kansas City cuts loose on the internet.