Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Oh good Gawd, Dana is pregnant!

I cannot believe it, my youngest son, Steve, got his wife pregnant! My baby is having a baby! I don't know what to say! I am excited yet horrified at the same time. This means I will forever be stuck with Dana as a daughter in law! Gosh I remember the first time I met Dana's parents. I never met such ice pops! I remember it like it was yesterday, we were in their living room having some pound cake...

Dana: You know, mom, I never had a pound cake quite so moist!
Steve: Extremely moist...
Me: I found the tea rather moist as well!
Steve: Mom!
Me: What?! I can't be uncomfortable too?!

Oh well, I guess this year I ought to go out and buy Steve and Dana some baby things. I cannot imagine what Dana is like when she's tripped out on hormones. I can't stand her when she's at her best, ha! Poor Steve, he's in for a LONG nine months...!


ChrisEldin said...

I can't wait for my kids to have their kids. It's so obvious, even to them.
Last year, when my youngest was 7 and in the middle of a BIIIIGGG tantrum, he said, "And one last thing, I'm never having kids. Never! So there. Neener." or something to that effect. He knows how to hurt me...

That's great news for your family!

Madge Sinclair said...

That is funny that your 7 year old did that. My kids used to threaten to move out when they were sixteen, but it backfired on them because I always responded: Good! I can't wait till you turn 16!

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