Teatime today was not as pleasant as it could be...
Betty: I love these new scones you made, Agnus.
Agnus: Thank you. I altered the original recipe and added more Apricot. Madge, what do you think?
Me: If I wanted this much apricot, I would go buy myself a bag full at Dillons.
Betty: What's wrong, Madge, did your tea grow cold?
Agnes: Yeah, why are you in such a mood?
Me: Forgive me, girls, but I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves!
IT'S ALMOST TIME!!! She's at week 39!!! I think the picture says the rest!!! God Bless!!
1 year ago