Oh lord, that woman scares me sometimes... You know, she's either whacked out on medication, or she woke up and forgot to put her brains back in her head.
I got this strange call from her just now:
Agnes: Madge, are you ready? I'm on my way over to pick you up.
Me: What are you talking about?
Agnes: Well hurry up and get dressed or we'll be late for temple.
Me: Agnes we're not Jewish, and it's only Monday afternoon.
Agnes: Oh, right... Well in that case, you wanna go out for lunch?
Me: It's a little too late for that, how about dinner?
Agnes: Sure, I'll see you at 6.
Me: Sigh, see you then.
Agnes: Shalom!
IT'S ALMOST TIME!!!
She's at week 39!!!
I think the picture says the rest!!!
God Bless!!
8 years ago
2 comments:
Why didn't you go with her to the temple? Weren't you curious?
Next time, shut up and go for the ride.
:-)
Curious? Me? In one of my earliest posts I said that I've been to temples before, and that I love them better than church because the Jews always throw one hell of a pot luck!
Apparently Agnes had a stroke over the phone, or something...
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