Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas this year is for you to cook Christmas dinner for me so that I don't have to because my damn kids demand Martha Stewart style holiday banquets. (Damn you, Martha Stewart!) In exchange for this favor, Santa, I will refrain from calling up Mrs. Clause to tell her about our hot, tawdry love affair two years ago. Hey, you owe me, Santa. You remember that gift you gave me two years ago? Well it took two weeks of penicillin to get rid of it!
Merry Christmas!
Love,
Madge Sinclair (Your former squeeze)
this felt so good to read. i'd write more but it's 1am and our fully
decorated tree (pretty much the only holiday tradition that i enjoy) fell
over. yeah. ...
2 days ago
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