Friday, November 14, 2008

Why I hate the library.

So today I had to go back to the library, they sent me a fee notice in the mail and I have never, I repeat NEVER been late on returning any of my books! After 40 minutes of haggling back and forth they granted me a "one time courtesy waiver." (They acted like they really went out of their way to do this for me, and I've been a patron here for over 50 years!)

So I finally get my two bucks back and then I had to run to the restroom because my bowels are really active today. So here I am sitting on the can when this lady walks out and hits the lights on her way out! There I sat in the dark, shouting for someone to come in and turn on the lights. About ten minutes later someone finally came and asked what the commotion was. I told them that some dumb Braud turned the lights off on me, and next thing you know, this woman starts laughing at me! I held my tongue but thought, "How would you like me to wrap my stockings around your neck and choke the life out of you?!"

2 comments:

ChrisEldin said...

Gee, I'm rather speechless.
:-)

Librarians are tough, but I know you're tougher.

Madge Sinclair said...

I am tougher than even the most seasoned librarian. After all, I was married to Hitler's twin for over 50 years...

A sassy, gassy, hip, old Braud from Kansas City cuts loose on the internet.