Friday, November 14, 2008

Why I hate the library.

So today I had to go back to the library, they sent me a fee notice in the mail and I have never, I repeat NEVER been late on returning any of my books! After 40 minutes of haggling back and forth they granted me a "one time courtesy waiver." (They acted like they really went out of their way to do this for me, and I've been a patron here for over 50 years!)

So I finally get my two bucks back and then I had to run to the restroom because my bowels are really active today. So here I am sitting on the can when this lady walks out and hits the lights on her way out! There I sat in the dark, shouting for someone to come in and turn on the lights. About ten minutes later someone finally came and asked what the commotion was. I told them that some dumb Braud turned the lights off on me, and next thing you know, this woman starts laughing at me! I held my tongue but thought, "How would you like me to wrap my stockings around your neck and choke the life out of you?!"


ChrisEldin said...

Gee, I'm rather speechless.

Librarians are tough, but I know you're tougher.

Madge Sinclair said...

I am tougher than even the most seasoned librarian. After all, I was married to Hitler's twin for over 50 years...

A sassy, gassy, hip, old Braud from Kansas City cuts loose on the internet.