A sassy, gassy, hip, old Braud from Kansas City cuts loose on the internet.
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Damn this Global Warming, damn it to hades and back! Oh Lord have mercy, my hair is all frazzled out, my voice is even more croaky than before, and now my breasts won't stop sticking together! I thought bras were supposed to prevent that! Hell, it makes not difference on mine, they hang so low nowadays. Wait, I probably should not be sharing this with you. What would my deceased husband say?! (As if I care, that deadbeat is long since dead! Hot damn! Off with my bra!!!!!!)
Well hello there! I am Madge Geraldine Sinclair, a 77 year old Braud from Kansas City, MO. I have been doing this site for a year now (my how time flies, especially at my age!) and I must tell you, I have learned so much about the blogging world that I am jealous you kids have many more years to enjoy it than I do! I am a widow who lives in a two-bedroom home with my darling pug puppy, Maxine. I usually spend my time at church, I'm Episcopalian, and a liberal democrat (Look out!) I also spend most of my free time with my two girlfriends, Agnes, who isn't paddling with both oars in the water, and Betty, who likes to do Yoga to improve her sex life (Ha! Ha! That is for to laugh!) Anyways, I hope you enjoy my writings, I do bitch a lot but it's all in good fun. Don't forget to leave me a comment to show me some love!