I can't believe it!

They upped the bus fares again for seniors. Why the hell should we have to pay more when we survived the depression, two world wars, a polish pope, and three Bush terms?! I demand an answer! How the hell am I supposed to ride over to the adult novelty shop for some naughty magazines in the middle of the night when I no longer carry the correct change?! What's an old nymphomaniac to do?!