Saturday, April 19, 2008

A Saturday to end all Saturdays...

Well I just can't sleep. And I have so many chores to do today. I need to get fertilizer for the lawn, new pots for my houseplants, and more rubber snakes for my trees to keep the birds away so they don't shit on my car. I'd keep my car in the garage, but the kids still haven't come home to take their crap back to their places. Agnes and Betty told me several times to just hold a garage sale and get what I can for the junk.

But hey, even I'm not that low. Now, if you excuse me, I need to go throw a sheet over my head and scare the dickens out of the Mary Kay lady who lives next door. (That'll teach her to overcharge me on lipstick!)

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