Last night Betty, Agnes, and I went to a free opera at the University of Missouri-Kansas City's theater where we watched the theater students do their version of the Phantom of the Opera. I know the kids were killing themselves up there, but we three old ladies didn't care for their performance:
Betty: You'd think they'd serve us concession here at our seats so we can stay awake.
Agnes: Well I can't tell which one's the Phantom, and which one's Christine. They're both ugly and they have long unkempt hair.
Me: At least you can see the Phantom's bulge. They don't make him wear tight pants for nothing!
Betty: Please, Madge! Take a cold shower.
Me: Hey, I was just making an observation. Watch how it bobs when he hits those high notes.
Agnes: Hey, I didn't know pepperoni was a part of the Phantom of the Opera.
Me: Agnes, honey, put on your bifocals
Agnes: WHOA! That makes me wish I were on stage with him!
Me: Well I give this opera a two thumbs down and one sausage up.
Betty: I agree. Hey, let's go pick up a cheesecake and head back to my place and play some gin, I'll even put on the good tea.
Agnes and Me: Sounds good, as long as you're buying!
Betty: Eh. What the hell, let's roll.
IT'S ALMOST TIME!!! She's at week 39!!! I think the picture says the rest!!! God Bless!!
2 years ago