Saturday, December 27, 2008

This is why I stay at home...

I stay home for my own safety...Here is why!

Not to mention...

You go to the movies, some psycho shoots you.
You go to the mall, some psycho shoots you.
You go to college, some psycho shoots you.
You go to work, some psycho shoots you.
You go on the bus/train/subway, some psycho shoots you, or blows you up.
You go grocery shopping, some psycho shoots you.
You go to Walmart, a herd of psychos run you over and trample you to death.

This is what happens when you don't subject people to a psychology test before giving them their guns. Normal healthy people who have guns are ok, they are responsible, but the rest of you out there... I am staying home because of you!

4 comments:

Brandi said...

Aw, come on Madge. I'm a member of the NRA! It's those that aren't and that have never been taught how to respect firearms that you have to worry about! Those that are shooting malls and schools up I can promise don't even know what NRA stands for!

Madge G. Sinclair said...

Sorry Brandi! I had a lot to drink when I wrote this. I had my kids along with DANA over, and nothing like in-laws to make you drink yourself silly...

Do you still love me?

Brandi said...

Love you? ALWAYS!!!

Madge G. Sinclair said...

Good, because I love you no matter if you are a republican who is a member of the NRA or not! Happy New Year, God bless you, dear!

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