I hate driving!

Today I did not feel up to taking the bus to the grocery store so I drove my big boat of a car out there. Well not only did I fight long lines and suffer from inflated prices, the real bitter moment came when I was backing out of my parking spot.

Here I was taking up the road, trying to turn this big boat around to pull out of the lot, when a young whipper snapper in a truck came at me like a bat out of hell. He stopped in time, but he sure blared his horn at me and he yelled, "Get out of the way, geezer!"

So I did what any senior citizen with dignity and self-esteem did: I flipped him off and then took extra long to get out of his way!