Who wants pumpkin bread?!

Morning children,

I've been up since 5 a.m. I woke up an hour earlier than usual and I couldn't get back to sleep so I figured, what the hell, I'll make pumpkin bread for tonight's debates. Agnes just bought a new flat screen that's the size of an entire wall so Betty and I are heading over there to watch the debates tonight at 8 o'clock. Betty is bringing the booze, and I'm bringing the snacks. Agnes has vowed to not talk during the whole debates, but we told her that laughing is allowed. It's Sarah Palin, it's ok to laugh!

Now, if you excuse me, dears, I need to finish my Nescafe and Maxine needs to go for her walk.

Toodles!