Oy vey!

I knew I shouldn't have gone for that foot long at Subway! But those suckers were 5 bucks a pop! (Who can resist the Italian herbs and cheese bread?!) Now I am so gassy I feel like I'll explode at any moment, and the damn Beano ain't a workin'! I think the Beano company has cut back on spending money on making an effective product because now I have to pop five of those suckers just to get any relief!