Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Oh no, stuck again!

Kids! Quick! Call for help! I did it AGAIN! I forgot to turn the heat on in the bathroom and I sat down on the stool and now my butt cheeks are stuck to the seat! Help, I've squatted and I can't get up!

Here Maxine! Here, girl! Push the TV into the bathroom for grandma so she can watch Law & Order until the paramedics arrive! (And hopefully those hot firefighters will arrive first again so I can get me some action!)

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