Looks like the church has cut their budget.

Because now after the 9 am service we have stale, day old bran muffins and coffee so tasteless that if you ran it under the faucet it would add more flavor.

Looks like I'll need to tithe more than ten percent if I want to have decent refreshments after I sit on a hard wood bench for an hour and a half.

At least today they used the good wine for communion.