Happy Valentine's Day!

Hi Kids,

Grandma Madge here. My time in Hawaii is winding down, and that's ok with me. I am anxious to get home. It will be nice to relax without having to shake the sand out of my wrinkles. That is a difficult chore and I usually need Agnes and Betty there to help me in case I miss a spot.

Well tonight we are having a Valentine's Luau with plenty of hot natives wearing next to nothing. I will be stuffing all of my remaining twenties in their G-Strings. Hey, it's Valentine's Day and my husband is dead, can't I have even a little fun?!