Hello children. Sorry I have not kept in touch, but my internet was down and it took them a week to send the fat technician with the huge butt crack falling out of his jeans to come and fix my internet.
I also need to tell you and I am going on a month long vacation with Betty and Agnes! Agnes won an all expenses paid trip to Hawaii! Our plane leaves tomorrow so I am skipping church to pack up today!
Now let's see, I had my son pick up Maxine, he will look after her for me. I have packed my Beano, Preparation H, sun tan lotion, skimpy bikini underwear (I might as well have fun by laying out on the beach and scaring off a bunch of 20 somethings!)
I am so excited! I will finally be able to have one of those pretty umbrella drinks and I can stuff a 20 down some handsome young man's G-String! ALOHA!
We'll be back on Feb 28th. Don't wait up!
IT'S ALMOST TIME!!! She's at week 39!!! I think the picture says the rest!!! God Bless!!
1 year ago