The thrill of victory, the agony of defeat!

Tonight I cleaned house at my canasta club! I won over a hundred bucks! Both Agnes and Betty kept betting against Irene, Gale and Lucille. I love how competitive they all are because it worked out for my advantage! So after the game I stopped off at the convenience store and bought 50 Powerball lottery tickets. Hey, if my winning streak continues, I'll be the richest old bitch this side of the Mason-Dixon line!