Sunday, December 9, 2007

I think I just experienced one of my ten warning signs of death!

Because this evening when I was bending over to put food in Maxine's dish I fell on the floor and didn't want to get up...

Madge Sinclair's Ten Warning Signs of Death:

1. Your children start visiting you during the week.
2. Your doctor won't let you post-date a check.
3. You can't eat Cream of Wheat because it's too spicy.
4. Getting out of bed turns into a 60 minute workout.
5. Drinking water makes you tipsy.
6. The funeral home insists you make an appointment now before they get booked up.
7. Instead of giving you communion, the priest gives you the Last Rites.
8. Sleeping is your only form of exercise.
9. You've fallen and you don't want to get up.
10. You can't nibble on a saltine cracker because it's too high in fiber.


Church Lady said...

Madge is obviously fine (thank goodness) because she's blogging. Hopefully Maxine has enough food now that you're falling into her bowls.

Sleeping is exercise at any age.

Saltines are disgusting. Have some French bread and nice cheese.

You're Catholic? Church Lady thinks not.

Can you send me your water recipe?


Madge Sinclair said...

Catholic? No honey, I am Episcopalian, but I may convert to catholicism. Their priests have tighter buns...

A sassy, gassy, hip, old Braud from Kansas City cuts loose on the internet.