Getting old isn't so bad...

Today at the drug store, I over heard two younger gals talk about growing older. One of them mentioned how she'd die if she suddenly lost her looks.

I tapped her on the shoulder and said, "Honey, it's not so bad. The biggest shock came when I woke up one morning and found that my butt dropped by 6 inches, then a week later my boobs were suddenly 2 feet lower, but hey, you get used to it. Then, one day when your whacked out on medications, you just laugh at yourself when you accidentally kick a bun or a nipple..."