Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Geez oh pete, it's Halloween!

Well kids, it's that time of year: the time to set all the booby traps around my front porch so that those pesky trick-or-treaters will learn that Madge Sinclair does not hand out sugary treats to grubby little brats who are already spoiled as it is. Let me check my list...mousetraps..check. Nooses...check. Pail of fire ants...check. Collection of rubber snakes...check. And if that don't work, I'll send Maxine, my vicious pug after those darned brats. Happy Halloween from a REAL wicked witch! Ha, ha, haaaa!

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