A sassy, gassy, hip, old Braud from Kansas City cuts loose on the internet.
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Geez oh pete, it's Halloween!
Well kids, it's that time of year: the time to set all the booby traps around my front porch so that those pesky trick-or-treaters will learn that Madge Sinclair does not hand out sugary treats to grubby little brats who are already spoiled as it is. Let me check my list...mousetraps..check. Nooses...check. Pail of fire ants...check. Collection of rubber snakes...check. And if that don't work, I'll send Maxine, my vicious pug after those darned brats. Happy Halloween from a REAL wicked witch! Ha, ha, haaaa!
Well hello there! I am Madge Geraldine Sinclair, a 77 year old Braud from Kansas City, MO. I have been doing this site for a year now (my how time flies, especially at my age!) and I must tell you, I have learned so much about the blogging world that I am jealous you kids have many more years to enjoy it than I do! I am a widow who lives in a two-bedroom home with my darling pug puppy, Maxine. I usually spend my time at church, I'm Episcopalian, and a liberal democrat (Look out!) I also spend most of my free time with my two girlfriends, Agnes, who isn't paddling with both oars in the water, and Betty, who likes to do Yoga to improve her sex life (Ha! Ha! That is for to laugh!) Anyways, I hope you enjoy my writings, I do bitch a lot but it's all in good fun. Don't forget to leave me a comment to show me some love!