Agnes: Did I tell you that I won the lottery?
Betty: Oh my gosh, really?!
Me: Can I be put in your will?
Agnes: Yes! I won 500 dollars! Isn't that exciting?
Me: I'm lactating.
Betty: Agnes, winning 500 dollars is not the same as winning the lottery.
Agnes: Is so. My scratch off ticket says I won 500 dollars. With that money, I no longer need my social security check!
Me: Did we inhale too many hairspray fumes again today, Agnes?
Oh My!!
It is getting close!!!
Two Weeks Left!!!
And appropriately enough for this first week of fall,
He is the size of a pumpkin!!!
God Bless
9 years ago
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