Out with the old!

Hallelujah, Bush's reign of terror is over! That scum bucket has flushed our country down the drain! And now he will get to retire alongside his oil buddies whom he and Cheney helped to become the richest men in the world. You boys can have your money because you and your billions will burn in hell!

Meanwhile, I welcome President Obama! I have one thing to say to Obama besides congratulations: You screw up in your first term and I'll wring your neck!

I know who I am voting for on Nov. 4th!

GEEZER/GIDGET '08!

Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin is like the Alaskan Governor's Mansion: The lights are on, but nobody's home.

They called that a debate?

I was so disappointed by the damned debate! Both McCain and Obama are full of decade old crap in my opinion but at least they could have put on a better show! I was not impressed with the pathetic jabs they took at each other, and they didn't try to cover up their own behinds when they called each other out on their garbage! Bah humbug!

Honestly I am far more concerned over the fact that the government wants to give 700 billion dollars to bail out CEOs rather than using that money to help people pay off their enormous debts. I tell you kids, another Great Depression is possibly on the horizon! I don't know if I can go back to eating pickled cardboard, but I did it once, I'll do it again. If I still had my shot gun, I'd hobble on over to Washington and clean up this country!

Madge's Election Guide 2008.

Not sure how to vote this election? Keep this simple guide handy:

If you like hypocritical murderous bible-thumping sex perverts, vote Republican.

If you like two-faced, flip-floppin adulterers, vote Democrat.

If you like pot-smoking tree-hugging pro-peace hippies, vote Independent.