Brr!

Good Gawd it's cold! I woke up this morning with icecylces hanging from my sagging breasts. Fortunatley I was prepared for a cold day like this.

I've got ten space heaters, plus I put the central heating on full blast. I'm wearing 6 sweaters, 4 pairs of socks, and 3 pairs of pants, and I am covered with 4 quilts. Unfortunately, I can't move. I am stuck in this chair all day which is not good because my bladder will explode any minute...