Hello children. Sorry I have not kept in touch, but my internet was down and it took them a week to send the fat technician with the huge butt crack falling out of his jeans to come and fix my internet.
I also need to tell you and I am going on a month long vacation with Betty and Agnes! Agnes won an all expenses paid trip to Hawaii! Our plane leaves tomorrow so I am skipping church to pack up today!
Now let's see, I had my son pick up Maxine, he will look after her for me. I have packed my Beano, Preparation H, sun tan lotion, skimpy bikini underwear (I might as well have fun by laying out on the beach and scaring off a bunch of 20 somethings!)
I am so excited! I will finally be able to have one of those pretty umbrella drinks and I can stuff a 20 down some handsome young man's G-String! ALOHA!
We'll be back on Feb 28th. Don't wait up!
Oh My!!
It is getting close!!!
Two Weeks Left!!!
And appropriately enough for this first week of fall,
He is the size of a pumpkin!!!
God Bless
9 years ago
2 comments:
Glad to see you're back, Madge! Have a great time in Hawaii with Betty and Agnes. Can't wait to hear about your trip!
You have fun, my dear. And please come back with photos of those boys in G-strings!
;-)
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