Maxine was driving down the street in a sweat because she had a doctor's appointment and couldn't find a parking place.
Looking up toward heaven, she said, "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up sex and tequila." Miraculously, a parking place appeared. She looked up again and said, "Never mind. I found one."
3 comments:
Hahahaha!
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Merry Christmas!!
I hope you get to spend lots of fun time with your children.
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Thank you dear, same to you. Except may your children just send you cash instead of getting in your hair.
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