My dear friends sometimes don't know when to stop. Especially when I am not in a good mood...
Agnes: Madge, how are you feeling?
Me: Picture Roseanne Barr on her period and after she just divorced Tom Arnold and stubbed her big fat toe in a door with splinters...
Agnes: Oh my, well you look lovely. Doesn't she look just lovely Betty?
Betty: Yes, just lovely.
Me: And I look even more lovely when I am sittin' on the can waiting to pass a kidney stone while using every ****ing swear word in the book!
Oh My!!
It is getting close!!!
Two Weeks Left!!!
And appropriately enough for this first week of fall,
He is the size of a pumpkin!!!
God Bless
9 years ago
2 comments:
How are you feeling now?
How about now?
And now?
:-)
Actually today I am feeling ok. I have my hot toddy and a flashy romance novel with lots of explicit sexuality, so it will indeed be a good day.
(But oh Gawd! Thanksgiving is two days away, help me!)
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