Happy National Set Your Hair on Fire Day.

Ten Things that force Madge to set her hair on fire:

1. Childproof caps on medicine.
2. Having gas and hot flashes...at the same time.
3. CVS Pharmacy.
4. People who use "like" in every sentence.
5. Social Security
6. Running out of Preparation H.
7. Inflated egos.
8. Idiots in positions of power (President Bush for example)
9. Donald Trump.
10. Watching a Kevin Costner film where he doesn't show us his ass.