Monitor your credit card accounts, children.

Hi kids, how have you all been? Well, grandma's been fighting with her credit card company to get her 500 dollars back. Apparently some whipper snapper stole my number and bought 500 dollars worth of merchandise online. How the hell they got my card number, I'll never know. I don't even shop online. Hell, I can barely navigate this blog of mine, let alone buy things online.

Whoever stole my credit card is going to get it. Grandma is furious! Death to those identity thieves!